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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby S3Cs4uN8 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:06 pm

not my best personally but beer has no affect on me or wine for that matter
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:10 am

Hello my old friend.

So much for sobriety!

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:24 pm

wastid $100 goin to see the pathetic crows at AAMI stadium last night only to be roughed up by Clint Eastwood , escorted and banned from the ground for three months....
They can go get fucked. Wont be getting any of my money ever again.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:14 am

OH YEAH!

Making a worthwhile appearance. While I am still not passed out.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Thunderbird » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:37 am

What SK? more info please.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby dahlback » Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:44 pm

MrSk wrote:wastid $100 goin to see the pathetic crows at AAMI stadium last night only to be roughed up by Clint Eastwood , escorted and banned from the ground for three months....
They can go get fucked. Wont be getting any of my money ever again.

Reminds me of the pub we were at couple weeks ago, mate dropped his drink cas some idiot shoved him and fucking bouncer thinking his god dam Clint Eastwood had to step in and say his to drunk to to stay when he only had 1 fucking beer so my mate had bit of a skuffle with him and the bouncer broke his fucking nose cas he accidently spat blood in his face. Security think there king shit.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Dagget_001 » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:35 am

ahhh SK you legend you :)
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:31 am

lol sup Dagget OG? sup man!
yeah fucken i dunno guess i was too drunk even for the drining section???
Bumpin j pop lookin at 18 year old pussy lol.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby gumby » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:31 pm

Fukcin love you guys!!

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SuperRoach » Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:00 am

Onya gumbeh! *fistbump*
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:09 pm

Making a 'Sober as Judge' preview post.

Also, "I, AM THE LAW".
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SuperRoach » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:54 pm

Why does the brad Pit clone have coins on his eyes lol (Troy)
Also, woooo
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SuperRoach » Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:32 am

just broke my phone at the work xmas break up, whoops. Glass panel cracked. An idiot but hopefully it can be repaired :o
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:45 am

Sweet Monkey Christ.

So many drinks and not enough porter :(
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SuperRoach » Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:55 pm

Way too much fighting here.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:54 am

i got drunk for xmas technically i guess, but as far as my actual xmas day didnt drink bugger all an went to sleep early but now iam up at 4am wide awake and hungry. might get drunk now then just watch cricket all day teyhn go back to sleep lol.
I should've posted in here xmas eve/xmas morning man i was pretty smashed then.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:04 am

Man drunk and stoned at my lil bros 21st. iam he last man standing.
OMG the hot young women! @,@
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:50 am

Making honourable mention for 2012.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:33 am

Ey. Reasonably smashed without being paroe. Moastly just drank beer but a little tequila and some vodka.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:45 am

I am not sure on this Canadian Club business... it seems rather average.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:01 pm

^ its too sweet for my liking.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:29 pm

Man i need to get my drinking in check. Seems i've improved/cut down a little but i cant seem to go one week without going stupidly hard on a week day. The combination of drinking way too much and going to bed way too/stupidly/ridiculously/insanely late therefor not being able to sleep it off, even being on arvo shift is starting to take its toll.
I've sorted my punctuality problem but man at least once a week going to work in a BAD way, i've always been know for not getting enough sleep and drinking too much but i've always managed an would very rarely take sick days.
Now, i guess with age its becoming more difficult. Had some very unpleasant days at work but now iam starting to take sick days. I took one on the last week of last year an now here only three weeks in i have just taken one because i just could not do it. Called in sick and went back to bed for 5 more hours. maybe iam getting old or maybe its just cos its so fucking hot down here?
Phew got that off my chest lol...
Oh and then theres me posting and spamming bad shit on forums like i did last night^^;;;;;
And boy did i spend some $$$ out in the city the other night....weakness of the male and drunk and power of the female^^;
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:40 pm

Yeah, it's the whole lack of proper water. Summer be damned.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:49 am

^iam stocked up in da spring water to tha fullest even fucken.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:37 am

Fairly liquored up.

Kinda wish there was more Beards played at the pub though.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:39 pm

Man last night was a big one. Was Ticals 29th. I didnt really think the night would be all that big but boy.. I got into town a couple hours later than planned, we had a large group for a while but alot of people didnt stay out that late. Anyway the night turned into a pub crawl, our group kept getting smaller but then others would join. We ended up chillin with a couple of chicks we met and spent alot of the night with them. One incredibly with died red hair, red lipstick, leopard skin mini skirt, fish net stockings, yellow panties(yes i saw them lol ).
They got stuck listening to Kems ramblings lol. The hot one i thought would've been a metal head but shes inta country. I really thought i may be in with a shot sighs were definitely theres, well so i thought. But after approaching me at the bar, then moving sits and sitting next me etc she did the whole casually mention her boyfriend thing.
But even then she showed signs she may not be faithful but in the end she remained true lol. Young hot little thing she was 20. They seems keen for out company but when they left it was like a escape, like i think they really wanted to get away by the end of it lol. Guess the combination of paroe Kem and me getting drunker an drunker and possible creepy lol well it was late as fuck also.
Anyway was turning into an expensive night, i was shouting drinks for the birthday boy and kem was a bit broke and i shouted the girls a little, i bought a round of tequila shots but it got worse, we ended up doing the strip club thing. Was se ja vu of last week i spent about the same, multiple private lap dances again.
Anyway enough blabbing, iam posting in the drunk thread cos of some drunken moments. In the palace(strip club) after my first lap dance i forgot there were stairs an didnt seen them an missed the step, completely lost balance an ended up on my knews with johnny walker and coke all over me. Man embarrassing but they didnt kick me out, i was like "i got bad eyes" and the girl was like "and your drunk" lol Then i order some alcoholic freezey drink(girly but was so hot). After my second lap dance i was very cautious of teh stair but i couldnt see them so i took a step forward and nearly did the same thing again, i missed teh step an when i landed i split the freezy on myself too.... After my third lap dance i made dam sure it wasnt gonna happen again. Funny thing is this time i could see the steps clearly, like as clear as day so i dunno wtf?
I swear i heard someone call out "dont fall" lol...
We kept drinking after that then i was the last one standing. Some Aboriginal lady came up an gave the biggest exaggerated fake smile ever an was acting all pleasant tryna scab money an i asked her about Australia day blah blah i gave her $2 an you should've seen the change of heart she stopped talking and walked off an was very upset. Greedy ungrateful bitch.
I went for a drunken wander i wanted to go check out a anime chop cos it was past 8am but being sunday nothing was open yet.
Now i've got to go out to my mums hungover as fizuck.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby p4rty4nim4l » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:49 pm

'bout time we resurrected this thread since, well... fuck it, I like dwinking, and I'm dwunk, so I'm resurrecting the fuckin thing!

Now talk 'bout dwinkies... WHERE"S SK????????
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:34 pm

Was at the races yesterday, good times.

Drinking XXXX all day but, not so good times.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:30 pm

iam on the cheap beers now. like $28-31 a carton.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:34 am

I am only a little drunk, but I probably could have taken advantage of the $4 house spirits a little more, or even a lot more.
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