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Postby Marshall_S » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:25 am

There should be one! Seriously! Just a place where we can crap on about drunken nothingness!

BTW, 8 Bundy cans, 4 Schooners of Heavy, and 9 Jager Bombs (props to Nero for introducing me to tha BOMB) I am written off!

21st's FTW!
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Postby Nero » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:28 pm

Didn't you have 12 Bundy cans? Whatever happened to the other 4?!
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Postby Marshall_S » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:54 pm

Nero wrote:Didn't you have 12 Bundy cans? Whatever happened to the other 4?!


Well I'm a bit fuzzy on exactly how many I had so I put the smallest number I could think of. And I don't think they would have let me into the pub with the cans so I left them behind. But don't worry, they will be consumed.

Also, forgot about the two shots of Vodka.
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Postby Nero » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:29 pm

I think at some stage, someone dared me to have 2 Jager shots, and that was about that...
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Postby Marshall_S » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:43 pm

Nero wrote:I think at some stage, someone dared me to have 2 Jager shots, and that was about that...


I ordered one Jager Bomb to start of with but the guy poured two thinking one was for my mate. So I was like, meh. Paid for them, and downed them both. Then I bought one and found out it was cheaper to get two. So I was having two @ a time after that :D
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Postby MrSk » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:47 pm

lol good shit, not a bad effort. ive just had a couple beers so far, but iam gonna have a few more. I been a bit light on tha piss since last sunday coz that was a fucking bender from hell.
I love playin bf2 drunk, i more often than not drink whilst playing, but soimetimes i get really angry at the game when iam drunk..lol^^;
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Postby Nero » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:23 pm

Marshall_S wrote:I ordered one Jager Bomb to start of with but the guy poured two thinking one was for my mate. So I was like, meh. Paid for them, and downed them both. Then I bought one and found out it was cheaper to get two. So I was having two @ a time after that :D


Yeah, but you only get half the Red Bull. I got one when I got to the Cap and got a full can of RB, and when you buy 2, you still only get one can...
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Postby Marshall_S » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:50 pm

MrSk wrote:I love playin bf2 drunk, i more often than not drink whilst playing, but soimetimes i get really angry at the game when iam drunk..lol^^;


I tried that once. I was really, really crap. Never again. It's hard enough to post on the forums. If I had posted what I had originally typed it would have been jibberish. Took me several attempts.
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Postby Nero » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:05 pm

Daddster is the witness to my magnificence while using an RPK while severely intoxicated.
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Postby Batman_516 » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:13 am

Beer is common mans piss. VB is not even associated with common men. It is Vaginal Backwash.

REAL men drink Vodka!
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Postby Marshall_S » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:50 am

Batman_516 wrote:REAL men drink Vodka!


So what colours do Cruiser come in these days?
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Postby MrSk » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:58 am

^lol.
yeah, beer is a mans drink, for sho. but yeah, i do agree with batman on vb being ahh, well, i call it vomit bombs or cat piss.
i like vodka with red bull an smirnoff blacks sumtimes, but beer is my main drink , an after that, jim beam or sumthin.
Sunk a good few sparkling ales tonight, was having mad fun playin, getting used to my new mouyse, but man, dam kem in his chopper an marshal in the tank lead to me dying more times in a round than ever before....(47 times).... -_-;
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Postby Marshall_S » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:02 am

LOL@Rapage

You and Tical got yours back a couple of times, on me anyway. I had no idea where half those SRAWs where coming from :shock:
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Postby Capt.Cruncha » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:15 pm

go home and get drunk
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Postby Batman_516 » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:52 pm

Marshall_S wrote:So what colours do Cruiser come in these days?


MrSk wrote:but yeah, i do agree with batman on vb being ahh, well, i call it vomit bombs or cat piss.
i like vodka with red bull an smirnoff blacks


Smirnoff Double Blacks FTW!
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Postby Dagget_001 » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:14 pm

ooooooo goodie a thread I am entiled to post in once a night...

POST #1

DagNut: Hello my name is Furious DagNut and I'm an alcoholic...

Group: WE WANT YOUR SOUL

DagNut: Wait what???? I thawt you're supposed to say "Hello Furious DagNut"
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Postby Marshall_S » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:03 am

GROUP: Hello Furious DagNut, WE WANT YOUR SOUL
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Postby Capt.Cruncha » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:10 pm

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Postby Batman_516 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:20 pm

i want your alcohooooool. the flask you have stashed in your wooden leg!
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Postby Eddie_276 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:10 pm

i want your 1337 chopzor skills :P
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Postby Batman_516 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:41 am

DRUNKENESS FTW!!! DRUNK PICTIONARY!@!!!! WWWOOOOO!!!! 8 SMIORNOFF DOUBLE LACK!!! WOOOHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Postby Eddie_276 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:49 pm

only 8 lol?

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Postby Nero » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:25 pm

Eddie_276 wrote:only 8 lol?

weak


My thoughts exactly.
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Postby Batman_516 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:27 am

smacktards. 8 DOUBLE BLACKS! one can of double black is 2.1 standard drinks. im sick. and i drank the equivalent of 16 standard drinks in an hour of pictionary. thats a fucking good effort.
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Postby Marshall_S » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:43 am

Batman_516 wrote:smacktards. 8 DOUBLE BLACKS! one can of double black is 2.1 standard drinks. im sick. and i drank the equivalent of 16 standard drinks in an hour of pictionary. thats a fucking good effort.


Pfft. One of my mates drank the equivalent of 24 standard drinks in one hour. Needless to say there was much chunder, on himself, on the walls, on the floor, etc and so forth.

I don't always keep count but I think the best I've done was a case of Bundy in four hours. Though I once did a yard glass of Bundy in under five minutes. I didn't scull in all in one go though :( Kept needing to burp
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Postby Nero » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:31 am

Batman_516 wrote:smacktards. 8 DOUBLE BLACKS! one can of double black is 2.1 standard drinks. im sick. and i drank the equivalent of 16 standard drinks in an hour of pictionary. thats a fucking good effort.


I used to drink Double Blacks before all the wankers got onto the fact that the bottle's are worth about 1.9 standards. After starting work at SalesForce I went out on the town with some of my team, and stupidly started matching them drink for drink. While they were drinking mere Jim Beam bottles (worth 1.5) I had double blacks, we ended up with 11 bottles of Jim/Black I was near falling over and probably dying from it all, instead I got escorted out of the Pub/Club we were at.

Still 8 in an hour is alright, although if you were a real man you wouldn't have vomited it all back up ;)
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Postby Batman_516 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:54 am

:S i didnt vomit it all back up. i was on TS telling roach to get it on with YourPhyscoGirlfriend
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Postby Eddie_276 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:57 pm

LOL WELL LOOK AT THE NEWEST REGISTERED USER


i guess Roach is the ladies man
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Postby Dagget_001 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:32 pm

Damn this thread is hard to find when your drunk!

Make it easier fucko's :shock:

Anywayz don't you hate it when family and friends try to hold an intervention :evil:











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Postby Nero » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:38 pm

Oh dear. Intervention. Come to my town Dagget, you might not get the drum and bass, but I need a new drinking friend for the weekend ;)
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