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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:14 am

I am making an honourable mention. Too many shooters, way too many beers! Or not enough beers, I am yet to decide!
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:17 am

WOOT!!!

Started a new page, forgive the double post.

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:17 am

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Kingzy » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:20 pm

Recording of Doyle in Mumble Last night.

goes to about 4min then its just scrim ramblings.

Enjoy! :D

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby dahlback » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:06 pm

one time in bali i ordered a bourben and the waitress kept saying "Tequila" really loud... rest was bit hazy
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SuperRoach » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:31 am

one timein xmas party, trollololol - lolol.

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:29 am

So after raging to the point where I was frothing at the mouth when I saw two blokes run off with drinks that didn't belong to them, I have decided that all humans are scum.

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:46 pm

After rageing and ruining the previous fun i was having on BC2 veitanm and, then looking at and posting teh stuff i looked at and posted on this site and how late i stayed up, missing the cricket and my hangover, i vae decided than i am a messs, a drunken mess, maybe i need to go to an AA meeting?
Alcahol free day today, thats for sure. (i hope i stick to my guns)..
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:24 pm

MrSk wrote:i vae decided than i am a messs, a drunken mess, maybe i need to go to an AA meeting?
Alcahol free day today, thats for sure. (i hope i stick to my guns)..


I know it's not particularly responsible to say this, but I'll drink to that.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:07 pm

Ha, lol. Thanks for the suppourt. i actually didnt drink for TWO whole days in a row after that. Just had teh 7 beers last night. heh.
Stocked up on some red eyes, DIET bungerberg lemon lime bitters and sarsberella. V8 juice, up n go, coke cans.
Its all good, just need to have a alcahol free day or two every week or at least every second week..
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Kyo » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:20 pm

Aww alcohol free days make me really depressed hahaha

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:06 pm

Ha. I prefer the Johnies :P
I'll wait a bit later before having a drink. Was temptig to have one with my big breakfast at the cafe earlyer today though.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SH1FT13Z » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:09 am

MrSk wrote:. Was temptig to have one with my big breakfast at the cafe earlyer today though.


that is disturbing, also the fact that a 13 yr old is in a drunk thread
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby lfunkyl » Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:47 am

SH1FT13Z wrote:
MrSk wrote:. Was temptig to have one with my big breakfast at the cafe earlyer today though.


that is disturbing, also the fact that a 13 yr old is in a drunk thread


bahaha who's 13?

anyway last two nights have been about as gay as aids, hopefully tmrw night will be better!
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SH1FT13Z » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:27 pm

I'm 13!
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Kyo » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:00 pm

Do you drink SH1FT13Z? :P

Im a bourban fan. Which is why on new yrs i drank like...a bottle of jimmy black...with a case of jimbeam
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:35 am

This be my thread bitchas.

Yes, you are bitchas.

Also, I am drunk.

Thank the Lord for free alcomahol.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:34 pm

^free alachol is always good.

Man iam not in a good way. My new years resoulution of cutting down on the drink was going along quite well but i really let myself down last week....
Man iam hung over, i've had little sleep for days on end an drank all week, didnt eat enough yestersay, an have to go to work in an hour. Thnak god i have this hour to try and recover.
Was sposed to go pick up my new phone from the post office, that aint happening.
Thank god i only have to work 2 days this week. Fuck its hot.
Ahh the pleasant taste of red wine on the palet an lips in the morning(well.., afternoon)
Gonna have two alcahol free days an then do it all over again for Austrlaia day!
Oh an my week of drunkeness is reflective of some of the stuff i've been posting here all week....
I feel almost like i need to the next day apology. I feel like throwing up also.
Dejavu of thge first day back at work, i was in a similar fashion and chucked a little in the shower.(i never chuck except the next day sometimes, i cant seem to stomache anything for a couple hours after getting up).
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby legacy » Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:40 pm

roach you should try the bluegrass prot from st annes winery in myrniong
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:36 pm

Marshall_S wrote:This be my thread bitchas.

Yes, you are bitchas.

Also, I am drunk.

Thank the Lord for free alcomahol.


Shit, I don't even remember posting that :?
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:09 am

Might set a record here, drank 10 beers, cracked 11th but after a couple/few sips i tipped it all out(cheap crap beer), opened a bottle of wine, drank it and am now on second bottle. C how we go.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby pimpst1ck » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:46 pm

Nothing better than free booze at work. That's right, I'm allowed to drink at work.

One night I had two VBs, a wild turkey + coke, half a bottle of red wine and a glass of champage. Then I realized 'fuck I have to close'.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:39 am

Ok i just wrote some random lyrics for the first time in a long while an yeah drank 10-11 beers

Yeah back in the day i called myself SK
Still do continue too
Up n down
blue sky
blue like a fight
at night iam at my height
6'4 from my cap to the floor
open the door to my true insight
chewin thru time like termite thru wood
if you could you would do things you dont you wont
misuderstood
man things used to be so easy so breezy
like wind
we all sinned
speaking of eazy
reachin for my beer
used ta listen to him
you can hear a pin drop
deep in thought
my man H.E never forget him
drop this for him
back in tha day me an him
lights dim
i move on like slaughter house but oughta
remember an pour the drink an explore
like daughter grown up
or star trek iam showin up a wreck
throwin up my rep
or literly
sit like takin a shit
get a grip
lick the lip
man iam forgettin rhymes i think before i put pen to pad
if i had the forgotten rhymes an forgotten times
but i dont an i dont smoke
bloke
tie tha rope
like bondage
like fondleage
if you fondle kids
u lost your mind
if your lost its hard to find
your way back pour drinks an stay off track
i spray this track
i stay the same yet adapt
times change hard to remain yet rerange
at the same time somewhat insain iam
a mixture unpainted picture alachol my elixer
iam called a tripper
wine sipper
jatz n dip
spark like match stick
stretch mark fat chick
cook you on the spit an dispatch through shit.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:38 am

I drink a vodka drink
I drink a whisky drink
And when I need to pee
I use the kitchen sink
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby MrSk » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:06 am

ey shifty that be dope yo, yo man you could be a mc, str8 up dawg. man i wouldnt wanna battle u u loc. fa shizzle my nizzle. tight shit homie. Tell em like soulja boy duz cuz.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Marshall_S » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:07 am

MrSk wrote:ey shifty that be dope yo, yo man you could be a mc, str8 up dawg. man i wouldnt wanna battle u u loc. fa shizzle my nizzle. tight shit homie. Tell em like soulja boy duz cuz.


Ah you made me LOL SK, thank you. Actually I stole that from Homer Simpson (who stole it from Chumbawamba):(

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Batman_516 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:18 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEE!!!!!!!! AND CANT WAIT FOR H*EA*T MEET! GOT MY LOAN APPROVED TODAY SO I HAVE APPROX $1500 SPENDING MONEY!'

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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby SuperRoach » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:05 am

Lol good times :)

Had a couple of apple ciders this time around, of the alcoholic kind. Don't think that needs to be mentioned, all of them are like that arn't they?

So yes, moderately drunk.
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby S3Cs4uN8 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:56 pm

18 vodka cruisers, 12 hours. do the math
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Re: Drunk Thread

Postby Nero » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:03 pm

Perhaps if it was 18 cruisers in 18 seconds it'd be respectable, and I wouldn't be paying you out for being a pup.
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